mornings are gross and i want no part in them

Jul 23 9:46 with 169,624 notes
I just hope that one day—preferably when we’re both blind drunk—we can talk about it.
― J.D. Salinger (via bl-ossomed)

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Jul 23 9:45 with 252,376 notes


I heard my dad say “That was a close call.”

I called the home phone from my room. He answered and I said, “No, this is a close call.”

He was proud.

Jul 23 9:45 with 44,374 notes


I hate bad jokes unless I make them 

Jul 22 8:12 with 183,576 notes
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